Jennifer Love Hewitt joked (?) to USA Today that she would consider insuring her breasts for $5 million, if an insurance company made the overture. That figure suggests Hewitt considers her breasts a more crucial asset than Dolly Parton's breasts, which are reportedly insured for $600,000, but more or less dispensable compared to Jennifer Lopez's butt, which is rumored to be insured for $27 million. We could go on but our crass commodification of Hewitt's body probably won't help with another of her reported problems: Her 86-year-old grandmother refers to her as "the TV ho" loudly and in public.
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