Today Is the Perfect Day to Buy Peonies
Spring has finally arrived. The air is warm, spirits are lifted, and bees have, once again, begun to buzz around with a heinous disregard for the personal space of those afraid of bees. I hate them very much; they are too scary. Adding to our springtime delight, flower buckets surrounding the outdoor fruit stands of neighborhood markets are suddenly full. Tulips, hyacinths, and zinnias are once again available for purchase and placement in your home (in preparation for their near-immediate deaths). They wait alongside the flower that is, of course, the reason we are all here today: