Blackface On Halloween: A Definitive List Of Do's And Don'ts
It's the day before the much-hyped Halloween bash and you're PANICKING.
As you try on the Mother Teresa costume that hilariously contradicts your lack of moral values, something becomes glaringly evident: the crotch is missing. Either your dog chewed a hole in the fabric or you accidentally bought one of those XXX Mother Teresa costumes.
At the eleventh hour, with the costume party just around the corner and nothing but the supplies in your (stepdad's) house, it hits you.
"I'll be black for Halloween!"