These stock photo models are super angry, but why?
Soup of the day was gazpacho
Got an IM that just says "hey"
Doesn't understand what an emoji of a lobster has to do with anything
Hates wearing this hat
Misses Google Reader
Just watched a disappointing cat video
Went to pet a puppy but it was just someone's furry sweater on the floor
Hates your poetry
Realized vertical stripes are unflattering
Didn't want a bag
Isn't going to watch your Vine
Doesn't want to give you his last piece of gum
"Opening a gym for dogs was MY idea"
Pen quit working, then was working fine, then completely stopped working
Just ate a raisin