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Pamela Anderson Dips Butt Cheeks, Boobs into Cake Frosting for Love Magazine

Each day of Love magazine’s advent calendar seems to do the impossible.  It actually manages to one-up itself with yet another lingerie-centric video that puts the ones that came before it to shame. We know what you’re thinking: How could it possibly get any better than Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid prancing around in their underwear? We’ll give you a hint: Pamela Anderson is the icing on the cake.

Pamela Anderson Love Magazine Advent CalendarCourtesy Love Magazine

This isn’t the first time Love has called upon this Baywatch babe to do a seductive dance for them: Last year, Anderson also starred in a black and white video for the calendar that served as a how-to instructional video on blowing bubbles, set to a driving guitar riff. This year, Pam is back in full pin-up mode, doing a little holiday baking in some ’50s-style underpinnings while mixing Bettie Page, Elvira and, well, Pamela Anderson.

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The two-minute short starts out like every other Love calendar video, a loose narrative centered around an almost-nude hot lady, but quickly evolves into a fantasy for several different kinds of fetishists. As her baking (read: kitchen-based strip tease) progresses, Pam pulls out of the oven a multi-layered, fully frosted cake complete with tiny dancing versions of herself and proceeds to dip her chest and posterior into the icing. Totally weird? Most definitely. But you’ve got to give Love props for consistently innovating, albeit bizarrely, on pretty well-trodden cinematic territory.

What do you think of Pamela Anderson’s retro sexy look? Do you like Love’s advent calendar or is it nothing special? What model do you want to see make one of these videos next?

–Emily Kirkpatrick