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In Order to Shop at Target in Peace, Sia Advises Wearing a Full-Face Wig

There are two questions on everyone's lips when they wake up in the morning: "How am I going to survive this trip to Target?" and "Why is Sia always wearing a wig that covers almost her whole face?" On Ellen this week, the elusive chanteuse answered both these questions in one fell swoop.

Sia explained that the wig is not an artistic affectation, but a savvy move to avoid paparazzi: "So that I can go to Target and buy a hose if I want to, or if I find I'm very in need of a restroom, I can go in the side of the road. No one would be following me with a camera trying to get the shot." The woman actually wears a wig for every public appearance just so she can shop at Target in peace.

I suggest applying this hijacked logic the next time you need to visit any retail hellscape. Wear a full-face wig when you go to Target, too. Serenity will be yours. You won't even feel like you're running errands — you might even feel like a rock star experiencing her deepest Zen.

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