The Awkward Cuddle Puddle of Katy Perry, Kristen Stewart, and Selena Gomez
Front row at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards. Katy Perry is seated next to Selena Gomez. Kristen Stewart limps past, pausing to remove her high heels.
Katy Perry: I got her! I got her! Quick, take the picture before she gets away! Selena, get your fat face in the frame, this shit is going viral.
Photographer: On the count of three, everyone say YOLO! One ... two ...