Coming to you LIVE from an Internet-enabled living room, this is the Cut's Oscars Hit List, curating the best, worst, and nip-slip-iest moments from the red carpet and telecast. Who will butcher the pronunciation of "Haute Couture"? Who will have the most glorious pose? We'll be here obsessing all night. Join the party in the comments section, and see all the red carpet looks here.
1. Quvenzhané Wallis' Best Puppy Purse Yet
When Ryan Seacrest asked how she chose her dress, the 9-year-old Best Actress nominee replied, "Well, it's sparkly." Check out the glammed-out version of her signature puppy purse.
2. When Chastain Hugged Quvenzhané
Miss Congeniality meets Most Popular.
3. Blazing Boobs Attention Award: Brandi Glanville
In the game of red carpet attention-jockeying, early arrivals are both an admission of unimportance and a surefire way to ensure that you will be richly photographed, if only because the photographers are bored and need to test the lighting and stuff. The first recognizable celebrities to walk the red carpet this year were Brandi Glanville and her two exquisitely squeezed boobs. Admit it, if your boobs looked like that, you'd squeeze 'em too.
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