After a relationship ends, some people like to cut ties completely and block their ex on social media. (This is unspeakably unfair to those who live to show that they’ve won the breakup via heavy amounts of Instabragging, but that is neither here nor there.)
Twitter user @CabBish thought he had taken all precautions, but, as he tweeted out early on Thursday morning, his ex found an ingenious way to circumvent them: by messaging him via DirectTV. Yes, reader, the text was coming from inside the TV.
User @shes__almighty appears to be the Jessica in question, and she doesn’t seem happy with the original poster sharing their private information.
But Jessica's made a revolutionary discovery and her persistence in the face of rejection is admirable. Get this woman some VC funding, stat.