Alessandra Ambrosio may be a Brazilian bombshell, but her latest video for Day 11 of Love magazine’s advent calendar is quite possibly the most American thing to happen since freedom fries and the Boston Tea Party. In fact, this video is so pro good ol’ USA, Donald Trump should consider playing it behind him at all of his rallies as the first concrete step in his plan to make America great again.
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Clearly, Tom Cruise isn’t the only one who’s feeling a need for speed, as the Victoria’s Secret model gets her Top Gun on, straddling an American flag in a swimming pool while wearing what else but a stars and stripes bikini, diamonds, and a cowboy hat as “Danger Zone” plays in the background. And who can forget her impressive finger gun maneuvers that seem to suggest she’s basically the second coming of Billy the Kid. Really, the only thing keeping this video from totally replacing our country’s national anthem is the tragic oversight of not including a handful of bald eagles and hot dogs.
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If watching Alessandra do a water-logged, patriotic striptease doesn’t completely redefine your idea of bikini body goals, nothing ever will. Even if her writhing atop a giant American flag doesn’t get your butt off the couch and into the gym, at the very least, she’ll inspire you to go watch Kenny Loggins’ original “Danger Zone” music video a couple hundred times, which should make you proud to be from the greatest country in the world for a completely different set of reasons.
What do you think of Love’s latest advent video? Do you love the Americana theme or do you think it’s cheesy? Who do you want to see in one of these videos next?
–Emily Kirkpatrick
