Crazed Columnist Ain't Having It With Your Cheap Underwear, Ladies
You just know she wears ratty underwear, I said. You know it’s cheap. That it rides up and doesn’t provide full coverage. And that it’s gray instead of white because she washes it with her dark clothes. And you know her bra is cheap, too, and the straps are stretched out. And gray.Then I took a sip of my Oberon, the first of the season, dredged a couple fries through ketchup and started talking about the ballgame we were planning to attend that weekend.