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Who: Jessica Biel
Where: A “Suit and Tie”-themed birthday party for Timbaland in N.Y.C.
Diagnosis: There appears to be a contagious bug in Hollywood at the moment where female stars’ significant others are playing stylist — and doing these girls no favors (see: Kim Kardashian). Biel’s adjunct stylist Justin Timberlake may have told her these baggy crocheted trousers, worn with hot pants and a long coat, looked terrific, but a mirror might have informed her otherwise. (PS: Are tailors refusing to hem sheer pants these days?)
Prognosis: This case isn’t as severe as some we’ve seen; from the waist up, Biel looks terrific. Recovery can be achieved by immediately swapping these pants out for some gorgeous, glamorous and well-fitted black trousers that are hemmed to an appropriate length. And much like taking a full course of antibiotics, Biel should take the extra step of burying these pants in the backyard to make sure she’s fully cured.
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–Alex Apatoff
Tell us: How would you “cure” Biel’s outfit?
