The Notes app is traditionally used for half-hearted apologies from celebrities who have done something bad. But now, in a turn of events surprising to no one at all, the Trump administration has adopted the strategy to drop notices about whether the government will shut down again, as well as possible national emergencies.
Statement on Government Funding Bill:
Sarah Sanders (@PressSec) February 14, 2019
Omg she used the fucking notes app then accidentally put a random dot on it while cropping on her phone I-
TiffanyTrumpVEVO (@Johnatron4000) February 14, 2019
The note ended with Sanders’s typed signature.
Sanders’s decision to release the latest update from the administration in the same way that Taylor Swift tried to distance herself from Kimye drama immediately attracted ridicule:
No greater sign of what a shitshow this administration is than declaring a national emergency on the notes app
Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) February 14, 2019